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Assault avocado

A robber used an avocado to rob a couple of banks. He claimed it was a grenade. Good thing it was Glockacamole.

5 Responses to “Assault avocado”

  1. Lyle Says:

    Give me the cash, or I’ll fix you a sandwich!

  2. Jerry Gibbs Says:

    To anyone who has ever had to chuck a rock in self defence, I say, WTF?!?! Why?!?!

  3. Joe Says:

    “Avocados from Mexico”

  4. mikee Says:

    HOW RIPE WAS IT? This info could be the difference between use of a deadly weapon versus an insignificant threat to cover a bank teller with green goop.

  5. Jerry Gibbs Says:

    Don’t yank the stem. It might go off.

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