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Tennessee Republicans made sure law enforcement was exempted from the new distracted driving law

I regularly see local police cruising around and looking at laptops. This doesn’t strike me as a good idea.

6 Responses to “Like you and me, only better”

  1. Sigivald Says:

    “But they neeeeeed to”.

    No, Comrade, they don’t “neeeeeed” to.

    If it’s really dangerous, it’s dangerous when cops do it.

  2. wizardpc Says:

    The real tragedy is that they apparently have some really good texting-while-driving training at TLETA, but they’re not making that part of drivers ed so everyone can be safer.

    That’s *got* to be the reason its safe for cops but not us plebes, right? Because of some kind of foolproof training?

  3. Dead J Says:

    It’s all part of this crazy worship of the Thin Blue Line. Y’all know cops are human too, right? Fuckups and all?

  4. The Freeholder Says:

    I believe the term you are looking for is “Only Ones”….

  5. Deaf Says:

    So…. some scam artist could see a cop on that laptop driving and get right in front of him and slam on the brakes… Then sue the city! Interesting.

  6. JTC Says:

    Everyone knows onlies are superior gun-handlers right?

    It’s like that with tech and driving too.

    Face it, they’re better than you at everything.

    Makes you wonder how all cops ain’t leftists.

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