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Governor signs bill to overturn ban on gravity knives. Whatever those are, this is progress.

4 Responses to “In NY”

  1. nk Says:

    Whatever those are?
    Whatever those are?

    I’ll tell you whatever those are. They’re whatever pocket knife a New York city cop wants to arrest you for and Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance wants you to spend several thousands of dollars on a lawyer to defend you in court for. That’s whatever those are!

  2. Nick Says:

    Exactly what nk said, a friend of mine got stopped by NYPD once over having a pocket knife(CRKT M16) and was charged with possession of a gravity knife because the officer was eventually able to get the blade open by holding it just so. He beat the charge, but only after dropping a couple grand in legal fees.

  3. ExpatNJ Says:

    Cuomo – the Communist, Gun-Grabbing, Leftist, Liberal, Progressive, riding his father’s coat-tails, Self-Defense-Loathing, Socialist, perfect example of the ‘septic-tank principle’, ‘Governor’ of New York State – SIGNED this???

    I had lived in the NE all my life, and watched the slow death of Freedom there. But, I don’t remember leaving Earth. I can’t believe it. This HAS to be ‘fake news’. Somebody pinch me.

    “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit … drinking … amphetamines … sniffing glue.” – ‘Steve McCroskey’, portrayed by Lloyd Bridges, “Airplane!”, movie, 1980,

  4. Lyle Says:

    A knife for cutting through gravity, of course. Very high tech, Skunk Works kind of stuff apparently, probably backward engineered from a crashed alien space ship.

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