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Florida Man

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A Florida man was arrested along with three others last Sunday by a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation officer for allegedly picking hallucinogenic mushrooms in the Little Big Econ State Wildlife Management Area in Seminole County, Florida while also carrying a 2-foot-long alligator in his backpack.

8 Responses to “Florida Man”

  1. Chas Says:

    Just take a walk in nature, pick up a few things as you hike along, and go to jail. Nothing like taking a walk in nature to make a man feel free, just not in the U.S.

  2. Chas Says:

    This country, formerly free, has become as polluted with government as Europe, and it stinks. Hillary is eager to increase the stench.

  3. Jody Says:

    What was he supposed to do, just leave all that good stuff just laying on the ground?

  4. Fred Says:

    Gators used to be on the endangered species list. There are still a lot rules around our interaction with them even though they are eating children at Disney.

    And, I’m pretty sure fish and game will regret the arrest. They could have just scared them into releasing the alligator and then taken the mushrooms. Instead, the park will now be flooded with hippies.

    Sowing and reaping lovely little messes.

  5. Mek Says:

    The real stupid is that within a few miles from there are countless cow pastures that you can simply hop a fence and go pick the mushrooms. It was sort of a sport back in my high school days in that area.

  6. mikee Says:

    The officers simply did not appreciate that the man’s alligator was plum tuckered out, and could not walk any further.

    Everyone knows the best animal to use in a search for hallucinogenic mushrooms is a young gator, right?

  7. Fred Says:

    Mikee winz the interwebz!

  8. Lyle Says:

    I don’t get it. What’s considered wrong about packing a gator while picking mushrooms? Does it offend Muslims, communists or illegal immigrants in some way?