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Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

80 year old man opens fire on three who tried to force their way into his home.

4 Responses to “Obviously compensating for the size of his penis”

  1. Steve Says:

    I live about a mile from that house. People are praising the man around here.

  2. Fred Says:

    Burglars prefer to go undetected. If somebody comes into your home knowing you are there, you are serious danger.

  3. Lyle Says:

    Why didn’t he whip out his penis and attack the burglars with it? He must have a really small one alright.

    Hey you know; there really should be a video of a guy fending off multiple, armed attackers with his Johnson. In this day and age such a video could be done, and by golly, the time is right. That’d show us NRA gun-tards we don’t need guns!

    I guess a woman has to use her mammary apparatus as cudgels (but we’re told she can also pee and/or vomit the bad guys away). Only small-breasted women and small penised men need guns then (or them what have empty bladders and empty stomachs), but they still shouldn’t be allowed to have guns because their certain body parts are too small, and so let them die (the world is “overpopulated” as it is).

    I’m pretty sure I have that much figured out right, but understanding the nuances of crazy is not necessarily a worthy endeavor (Jesus said as much, I think; “Make not of it a puzzle”). It’s enough to know that it must be defeated.

  4. one-eyed Jack Says:

    Some people have all the fun. I’ll be 81 next month and have had the suppressed MAC 10,.45 on full auto at the ready forever and no one ever shows up. Jack.