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What is this? I don’t even

In some bizarre Markley’s Law comes to life moment, comes balls that mount to a picatinny rail:

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I guess it appeals to the same sort of person who buys truck nuts.

24 Responses to “What is this? I don’t even”

  1. mikee Says:

    Please make sure Joe Huffman adds this item to his Markley’s Law posts.

  2. Sigivald Says:

    Well, if you really want to stroke a pair of testicles while shooting, I guess this fills that niche…

  3. Steve Says:

    Show everyone else on the the range your nuts!

  4. Fred Says:

    No word yet on developing ovaries for the ladies.

  5. Siege Says:

    I remember seeing discussion about this, if only for the purpose of forcing the BATFE to issue an official determination as to whether it was a VFG or not.

  6. Fred Says:

    siege – funny. Is that a LBR (Large Ball Rifle)? That’ll be $200 please.

  7. Lyle Says:

    Not amused.

  8. comatus Says:

    Dawg we heard you were compensatin’, so we put compensators on your compensator.

  9. Toastrider Says:

    If there’s some weight in them, maybe it would help reduce recoil?

  10. Erik Says:

    First thing I thought was there is no way you can classify that as anything more than decoration. No little white guy like me wants to grab big black balls, nor any balls but I think I would get beat up worse by the owner of big black balls.

  11. Akatsukami Says:

    There’s precedent.

  12. SPQR Says:

    That’s so gay

  13. DaveP. Says:

    “That Guy” designs AR furniture.

  14. one-eyed Jack Says:

    Uncle, did you pose for that? Jack.

  15. alanstorm Says:

    Those are obviously a pair of castanets – for those whose rifle is TOO quiet.

  16. 277Volt Says:

    Who knows, maybe in a defensive situation it’ll cause the bad buy to pause for a couple seconds trying to figure out if he’s actually looking at a pair of nads on a rifle. Advantage goes to the good guy.

  17. Will Brown Says:

    Possibly THE definitive example of “leaning into the opposition”. I’ll stick with “hold what I’ve got” personally, but YMMV as the saying goes.

  18. Tirno Says:

    So don’t put ’em on your rifle.

    Put them instead on your rail equipped tactical mug.

    Put ’em on the mug at the 3 o’clock position if you’re right handed (where the handle is 12 o’clock) or 9 o’clock if you’re left handed.

    Because if you buy these, you deserve to have balls dangling in front of your chin.

  19. Nate Says:

    I think this might be first used well by certain ladies that naturally get a firm well supported grip on this shape. Do you like green eggs and ham? Try it and you may I say.

  20. Huck Says:

    A pair of big balls on a wimpy 5.56MM? BWAhaha!

    If they go with anything it should a rifle like my .45-70 Marlin. Not that I’d want ’em. 🙂

  21. MajMike Says:

    Obvious compensating.

  22. Kristophr Says:

    Do they come in white for the Turner Diaries crowd?

  23. SD3 Says:

    So….what comes out of the barre…….I don’t want to know…

  24. Maxwell Says:

    1. Sigivald: Would one use the ‘Teacup’ hold, perhaps?

    2. Nate: Natural progression- penis-shaped VFG for the ladies.

    3. Huck: How about on an AR-10?

    4. Kristophr: White balls on an EBR? Srsly? (Besides, they’d be so much smaller…)

    5. SD3: What comes out the barrel? Why, ball ammunition, natch.