OMG GUNS!!!
Are there other objects (other than guns and SUVs) that people think can act on their own?
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February 23rd, 2016 at 6:42 pm
I always get a chuckle when the hoplophobes say stuff like “think about what he could do with access to hundreds of deadly weapons!”
Even Octopusman can only wield eight at a time.
February 23rd, 2016 at 11:17 pm
“Are there other objects (other than guns and SUVs) that people think can act on their own?”
Not “people”, “LIBERALS”. There’s a difference.
February 24th, 2016 at 1:46 pm
Both big yellow school buses and Greyhound buses are well known to wreck themselves in news articles, usually by PLUNGING! off the road.
Even if not acting on their own, I have known ornery cabinet doors, untrustworthy padlocks, ridiculously stupid garbage disposals. Don’t get me started on the contrariness of rolled barbed wire or piles of fence posts.
Many objects, such as house keys and television remote controls, hide themselves away, often in completely different rooms they have no reason to visit. Must be some sort of migratory urge.
February 24th, 2016 at 4:03 pm
Well there does seem to be an issue with left-leaning voting machines in places like chi-town.
February 24th, 2016 at 8:18 pm
Computers with Windows operating systems. They wait until you’re not paying attention, then phone home to squeal on you.