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Feel the Bern

Bernie Sanders, The Bum Who Wants Your Money. Basically, a slob who never had a job until he was 40 and it was a government job. The only thing I wonder is, if that was the case, how did he get elected as mayor?

Of course, given that his list of congressional accomplishments consist of naming post offices after people, it wouldn’t surprise me.

7 Responses to “Feel the Bern”

  1. HL Says:

    He is a socialist who came by it legitimately via failure. He clearly isn’t a “socialist by guilt” like Suckerberg.

  2. Shootin' Buddy Says:

    Dude, it was Burlington.

  3. Phelps Says:

    The stupid, it Berns

  4. Fred Says:

    There are a lot of Bernie bumper stickers and yard signs around here. East TN ain’t exactly a commune. disturbing.

  5. Tirno Says:

    Isn’t that how Marx himself came around to socialism? He, too, was someone that couldn’t hold a job for some reason or another, possibly self-inflicted. He was excused from mandatory military service for having a “weak chest”. When you can’t be productive, a cancer grows in your soul that gives you an urge to steal people’s stuff, wrapped up in some high minded euphemism, of course.

    Whichever time traveller goes back in time and starts a hidden conspiracy to buy Hitler’s paintings, next go back, befriend Marx’s father, and as a ‘friend of the family’ use a little nepotism to get him a spot in a law firm, just like daddy wanted.

  6. Bill Twist Says:

    Well, that explains his popularity with the Millennials. He’s just like them.

  7. Sebastian Says:

    Dude, it was Burlington.

    That’s basically the explanation, right there.

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