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Endarkenment

Learn how to cook, moron. That this is even an issue is sad.

Man cuts off his ears, gets tattoos to look like a parrot.

5 Responses to “Endarkenment”

  1. Dewight Says:

    You look much more like a moron than a parrot.

  2. Phelps Says:

    There’s no cinnamon in the apple pie recipe because there’s no cinnamon in good apple pie, moron. What morons like you who can’t cook think is cinnamon is actually allspice.

  3. John in SC Says:

    With the floods in SC they were asking people to donate food and water to help people get through a few days…

    They requested that people only donate canned goods that had a pop-top because apparently people are now officially that damn helpless.

  4. Wyowanderer Says:

    If you cut your ears off, they don’t hurt when you pull your head out of your ass…Not that it’s going to be a problem for parrot boy…his head is firmly ensconced in it.

  5. Firehand Says:

    Pop-tops because ‘Can opener? I don’t have one!’

    Which is one reason I’ve got several P38s around