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Also, why exactly does a washing machine need WiFi?

8 Responses to “BRB”

  1. tkdkerry Says:

    So the .gov can shut it down if they think you’re using phosphates, of course. Or too much water, or too much detergent, or you’re mixing lights with darks, etc.

  2. CaptDMO Says:

    So it can re set the drier to LOW when the refrigerator tells it you’ve been eating too much unapproved food products. Or turn it up HIGH the days preceding your “free” annual checkup electronic documentation.

  3. fuzzy Says:

    It’s very important that you know when to finish your iced caramel mocha cappuccino. Because timers don’t work.

  4. Kristophr Says:

    So hackers will have a way to make it flood your basement remotely.

  5. Rivrdog Says:

    It needs wifi so it can talk to you city water meter, which is addressable via it’s cell phone chip. I presume the washer can make a data dump via a VOIP call to either the meter or the City waterworks directly.

  6. Rivrdog Says:

    …and so you can control it with your puter or smarty phone.

  7. Josh Says:

    Our washers are in the basement. I want my washing machine to be loud enough to hear it upstairs. OR, it could alert me through my phone over WiFi. And then it could tell me I’m an hour late to change loads, and send the kid down to do it.

  8. Blounttruth Says:

    http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/03/petraeus-tv-remote/