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Such doge

Fred was a police dog but he was fired for being lazy and easily distracted. Happily, he’s off to start his new job. As a cat.

7 Responses to “Such doge”

  1. Robert Says:

    Probably couldn’t get him to “alert” on a silent command.

  2. jefferson101 Says:

    Hey. Fred found out that he’s eligible for an Obamacare subsidy, and no longer felt the need to work. See how “liberating” it is?

  3. Gerry Says:

    Cover up. They found that Fred ordered 2000 boxes of Milk Bones using CI funds and failed his piss test.

  4. Amiable Dorsai Says:

    Fred just wasn’t interested in giving cops permission to violate people.

  5. nk Says:

    I wasn’t going to but … dogs bond with their masters and get their cues from them. Including subliminal ones. Check out the handlers’ job performance and attitude first.

  6. Snackeater Says:

    Maybe Fred was doing more than just sniffing out contraband…

  7. Maxwell Says:

    Lazy and easily distracted? Hmm. I thought that would make him ‘Officer of the Month’ material.