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Movie Review Haiku: The Expendables 2

The only good part
Chuck Norris showed up and told
A Chuck Norris Joke

4 Responses to “Movie Review Haiku: The Expendables 2”

  1. wfgodbold Says:

    The bit where Dolph Lundren used his science know-how was pretty funny, too.

    (Dolph Lundgren has at least a bachelors and maybe a masters in chemical engineering IRL.)

  2. Francis W. Porretto Says:

    Surely you don’t watch an action movie — particularly one with those stars — for the exquisite scripting, deep characterization, and subtle nuances of human interplay?

    Judge ’em on combat scenes, explosions, and body count. That way you’ll never be disappointed.

  3. nk Says:

    Too gay err homoerotic err bromantic err … aww forget it … overaged Hollywood fruit bait.

  4. Linoge Says:

    It was exactly what it advertised itself to be – a (second) last hurrah of some of Hollywood’s great, and aging, action stars, doing what they do best.

    I can live with that.