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So, the TSA has a video explaining butt fondling to your kids

TSA has a video for kids explaining to them why they have act like prisoners to get on a plane:

Comments are disabled, of course. It could be fake, I guess.

21 Responses to “So, the TSA has a video explaining butt fondling to your kids”

  1. J- Says:

    Ahhh… nothing like tax payer funded, govt mandated, family friendly propaganda explaining to our children why they should respect and obey the unthinking, uncaring, bureaucracy that is America’s security theater.

  2. Huck Says:

    The kid may get her milk back (may) but say goodbye to any cupcake.

  3. Nolan Says: looks legit to me.

  4. Matt Says:

    Ihre papiere, bitte.

  5. Mike Says:

    I wish the video told the truth and that they had dogs instead of TSA goons. Dogs would do a better job.

  6. Motor-T Says:

    Dad, why is that person touching mommy’s private area?

  7. Astro Says:

    ??? Butt fondling?
    ‘Molly’s bottle’ does not equal ‘Mommy’s bottom’. Someone not listening closely?

  8. Lorenzo Says:

    liberal art
    this is nearly as good as the human resource artwork we are required to hang in our offices
    but you would think it coulda been pixar quality given all the money we borrow every day

  9. Squid Says:

    “Someone not listening closely?”

    The creative team tried very hard, but they weren’t able to find a way to reconcile “the TSA are friendly people who want to help you” with “show me on the dolly where that TSA man touched you.” So they skipped that part.

    Much like the videos for ObamaCare, where they skipped the parts about cancelling your policy, jacking up your rates, and shrinking your provider network down to “that one drunk doctor down by the railroad tracks.”

  10. LCVRWC Says:

    It’s real. Here’s the YouTube account of the gov’t agency that posted it:

  11. KM Says:

    “TSA officers are here to keep us secure.”

    Funny as hell.
    They’ve caught how many bad guys and failed how many tests? Luck does not equate skill.
    $1.98 an hour mentalities, some with criminal records, providing for security…and WE get to pay for it!
    Freaking perfect.

  12. John Scotus Says:

    Sorry, but your headline is incorrect. Nothing about butt fondling in this video. Or did I miss something? The video actually seemed fairly harmless to me.

  13. SayUncle Says:

    I also didn’t mention stealing passenger electronics, harassing amputees, making folks with colostomy bags whip them out, or ruining a kid’s trip to Disney and other things they actually do instead of keeping anyone safe.

  14. I.B. Blackman Says:

    They who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. Benjamin Franklin

  15. Drontil Says:

    That machine lights up like a Christmas tree – methinks it’s more backscatter than WTMD. Whoever made this video did an awful job.

  16. John Says:

    Like the ways the kids don’t need to take off shoes. But hey I think TSA should do that for mummy and daddy also. I mean it’s ridiculous idea!

  17. ern Says:

    This is just the sort of thing that future generations will look at and think, “How the hell were they so stupid to let those people run the country?”

  18. Adam Says:

    I kept waiting for the obvious dog butt sniff screening joke.

  19. Casey Says:

    Despite Squid’s attempt at rationalization, there was precisely zero examples -or mentions- of “butt fondling” in this video.

    Please don’t waste our time crying wolf.

  20. Zermoid Says:

    Would have to be named “Stop, Scream, Run Away” if they showed the reality of what the TSA Goons actually do.

  21. perlhaqr Says:

    Wow. You sure caught a lot of astroturfers in your comments section here.

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