So, the TSA has a video explaining butt fondling to your kids
TSA has a video for kids explaining to them why they have act like prisoners to get on a plane:
Comments are disabled, of course. It could be fake, I guess.
21 Responses to “So, the TSA has a video explaining butt fondling to your kids”
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December 26th, 2013 at 10:55 pm
Ahhh… nothing like tax payer funded, govt mandated, family friendly propaganda explaining to our children why they should respect and obey the unthinking, uncaring, bureaucracy that is America’s security theater.
December 27th, 2013 at 1:21 am
The kid may get her milk back (may) but say goodbye to any cupcake.
December 27th, 2013 at 3:02 am
http://www.tsa.gov/tsa-kids looks legit to me.
December 27th, 2013 at 6:39 am
Ihre papiere, bitte.
December 27th, 2013 at 9:39 am
I wish the video told the truth and that they had dogs instead of TSA goons. Dogs would do a better job.
December 27th, 2013 at 11:16 am
Dad, why is that person touching mommy’s private area?
December 27th, 2013 at 11:29 am
??? Butt fondling?
‘Molly’s bottle’ does not equal ‘Mommy’s bottom’. Someone not listening closely?
December 27th, 2013 at 11:39 am
liberal art
this is nearly as good as the human resource artwork we are required to hang in our offices
but you would think it coulda been pixar quality given all the money we borrow every day
December 27th, 2013 at 11:57 am
“Someone not listening closely?”
The creative team tried very hard, but they weren’t able to find a way to reconcile “the TSA are friendly people who want to help you” with “show me on the dolly where that TSA man touched you.” So they skipped that part.
Much like the videos for ObamaCare, where they skipped the parts about cancelling your policy, jacking up your rates, and shrinking your provider network down to “that one drunk doctor down by the railroad tracks.”
December 27th, 2013 at 2:15 pm
It’s real. Here’s the YouTube account of the gov’t agency that posted it:
http://www.youtube.com/user/TSAHQpublicaffairs
December 27th, 2013 at 2:42 pm
“TSA officers are here to keep us secure.”
Funny as hell.
They’ve caught how many bad guys and failed how many tests? Luck does not equate skill.
$1.98 an hour mentalities, some with criminal records, providing for security…and WE get to pay for it!
Freaking perfect.
December 27th, 2013 at 11:45 pm
Sorry, but your headline is incorrect. Nothing about butt fondling in this video. Or did I miss something? The video actually seemed fairly harmless to me.
December 28th, 2013 at 2:18 am
I also didn’t mention stealing passenger electronics, harassing amputees, making folks with colostomy bags whip them out, or ruining a kid’s trip to Disney and other things they actually do instead of keeping anyone safe.
December 28th, 2013 at 6:49 am
They who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. Benjamin Franklin
December 28th, 2013 at 8:43 am
That machine lights up like a Christmas tree – methinks it’s more backscatter than WTMD. Whoever made this video did an awful job.
December 28th, 2013 at 9:48 am
Like the ways the kids don’t need to take off shoes. But hey I think TSA should do that for mummy and daddy also. I mean it’s ridiculous idea!
December 28th, 2013 at 10:10 am
This is just the sort of thing that future generations will look at and think, “How the hell were they so stupid to let those people run the country?”
December 28th, 2013 at 1:19 pm
I kept waiting for the obvious dog butt sniff screening joke.
December 28th, 2013 at 11:35 pm
Despite Squid’s attempt at rationalization, there was precisely zero examples -or mentions- of “butt fondling” in this video.
Please don’t waste our time crying wolf.
December 30th, 2013 at 11:51 am
Would have to be named “Stop, Scream, Run Away” if they showed the reality of what the TSA Goons actually do.
January 2nd, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Wow. You sure caught a lot of astroturfers in your comments section here.