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For the children

We must ban them because they shoot other children at an statistically insignificant rate.

Posted in uncategorized on October 1st, 2013 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

2 Responses to “For the children”

  1. MrSatyre Says:
    October 1st, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    Let’s just ban children and be done with it.

  2. mikee Says:
    October 2nd, 2013 at 8:31 am

    Ban children and only outlaw children will be born.

    Maybe we could limit sex to once a month by law, and cut down on the number of illigitimate children born.

    We could stop people from assaulting the world with high capacity families that have 7 or more children. After all, how many kids does it take to replace two parents?

    Perhaps using a shotgun approach would work – only two kids per family.

    And we should ban those particularly large and dangerous kids – fat kids – who pose a danger to small kids. Those fat kids could likely cause an airplane to crash.