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Yesterday, we were having some friends over for college football and some smoking hot butt and awesomesauce. My wife gets out of the shower and she’s doing that thing she always does wherein she’s got a towel on her head, in her underwear and looking at all of her clothes. Shaking her head, then pacing. Then looking at her clothes. Shaking her head, then pacing. This goes on for a while, as it usually does. I’m watching. She says “I hate that all of my friends wear dresses”. I say “just put on that pair of jeans and wear a UT T-shirt”. It’s what I’d rather see her in. But she finally decided on a dress. Go figure. She’s a woman and she dresses for other women. Not me. She also doesn’t pick her hairstyle for me, I’m sure. But for other women. And if your wife hits the gym every day, she’s probably also not doing that for you either.

Style, body type, clothing choices, shoes and other things are chosen for other women. These things also tend to determine beauty. So, I don’t necessarily think that It Is Men Who Determine What Is Beautiful in Women. After all, women have a lot of input with other women on what they do in the name of beauty. And, what I find beautiful in a woman may not be what you find beautiful. Eye of the beholder and all. So, women of all different shapes and sizes are beautiful. I don’t, for instance, find all the women on those posters she listed beautiful. For instance, in the second pic, we’ll go left to right and top to bottom and give them a number. I think the hot ones are 1, 3, 4, and 8. Just my preference. You may differ. And they have different body types. And are dressing for women. Or fashion designers.

So, bottom line, I decide what I think is beautiful. And you do too.

Also, Tam wins the internet.

9 Responses to “Beholder”

  1. Jennifer Says:

    “Also, Tam wins the internet.”
    As she often does…

  2. Beaumont Says:

    “Put you on the wall”? Huh? Tam would probably put his head on the wall, on a nice walnut mounting plaque. Amazing how full of idiots our modern world is.

  3. countertop Says:

    I find the beauty in every women I interact with and focus on that. I think it makes me a better human being. My wife thinks it makes me a male slut and a pig.

    And to your ratings on Jennifer’s picture I would add #2 as well.

  4. KM Says:

    When my wife asks “What do you think of this, .”
    I ask her “Why does it make a difference what I think. If I like it but you don’t, you’re not going to wear it. If you do like it, wear it. I really don’t care. Wear whatever you like.”
    Whether she wants to wear sweats or a nice dress, I DON’T CARE, I’m a guy. All I need is food or sex. If I don’t have a boner, make me a sandwich and I’m OK.

    And I like 1, 3, 5, 6, 7 & 8. (in the second group)
    I’ve married a redhead, a brunette, a blond and now back to a brunette. I was ‘equal opportunity’ before it was cool…

  5. guy Says:

    So are women the ones who think giant plastic boobs and surgery scars are hot?

  6. Mu Says:

    Never thought you guys were Longhorn fans.

  7. SayUncle Says:

    No. THE UT. Not that just UT.

  8. Laughingdog Says:

    I do find it amusing how so many women that aren’t generally physically attractive will put in so much effort to tell men that don’t find them attractive that they’re just shallow…and then later comment on how they can’t be involved with a man that isn’t at least 4″ taller than them so that he’s still taller when she wears heels.

  9. HL Says:

    Young guy: This girl I know has been stalking me…

    Old guy: Is she hot?

    Young guy: I mean I guess she is kind of pretty, maybe.

    Old guy: I asked if she was hot.

    Young guy: I don’t know

    Old guy: Is she young?

    Young guy: Yes.

    Old guy: Is she thin?

    Young guy: Yes.

    Old guy: Ok, then.

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