Obviously, compensating for the size of your penis

Well, I’m compensating for the fact my penis can’t hurl a projectile at 2,200 FPS.

Update: That’s not scientific. I didn’t break out a chronograph.

4 Responses to “Obviously, compensating for the size of your penis”

  1. Cargosquid says:


    I laughed.

    And we don’t want to know anything IF or WHEN you break out the chronograph.

  2. chris says:

    Maybe when I was 14 years old.

  3. JKB says:

    Things you never hear as a teenager: Stop that, you’ll shoot your eye out.

  4. Shootin Buddy says:

    Really? I thought we could go 20 or 30 miles per hour? But that’s more softball speed isn’t it?