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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because fuck you.

wookiee suit, now in feathers

Saw the photo online and people were making their punchlines. And I thought, if that chicken was libertarian, it was because fuck you.

I thought it was funny, so I made that.

14 Responses to “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

  1. Tam Says:

    I heart this picture so much I almost stood and cheered. 😀

  2. pdb Says:

    Damnit people! WHITE text BLACK outline! Is that so hard?!

  3. SayUncle Says:

    Well, MS paint your own damn memes! 🙂

  4. Gladorn Says:

    This is awesome! I must have!

  5. Ian Says:


  6. LKP Says:

    Love it!

  7. Standard Mischief Says:

    Wrong font. Like pdb says.

  8. tkdkerry Says:

    Jeebus guys, I can easily read it, and my eyes are high-mileage. +1 on Uncle’s version, plus it’s more succinct.

  9. Sid Says:

    Love it.

    I have no opinion on the color choice for the font.

  10. pdb Says:


  11. Ambulance Driver Says:

    I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

  12. Standard Mischief Says:

    >+1 on Uncles version, plus its more succinct.

    The other one isn’t mine. I was looking for the exact same photo and came across it. Don’t know the OP.

    >Jeebus guys, I can easily read it, and my eyes are high-mileage

    The black around white font is traditional, and it works even when the photo has both light and dark areas. Y’all are welcome to dare to be different, but why? (I know, because fuck you.)

  13. AK Says:

    it’s going over to drink more of Alex Jones’ kool-aid.

  14. Bill Says: