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I wanna kick him in the junk with my carbon footprint. She’s one of those angry ex-polluters.
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September 6th, 2012 at 9:09 am
At the grocery store yesterday waiting for two 60ish married types saving the planet with their stupid canvas bags. Waiting, waiting, waiting. So the wife says to the checkout guy, “We’re saving the planet.” I say to her, “Did you know you can recycle the plastic bags and not hold the rest of us up for ten minutes? By the way, if you don’t wash those bags in hot water each and every time you put meat or chicken in them you can get really sick. Did you know that? So after we account for all that washing, how are you saving anything?”
The look I got made my day. Stupid upper class Mercedes SUV driving hippy dipshit sheep. They weren’t so smug after our little chat.
September 6th, 2012 at 10:23 am
HS, you should have just helped them bag the groceries. You’d be speeding up Nature’s Way. If they wash the bags, they’ll just grey-water their organic garden, thus completing the Cycle of Life. Hey, e.coli and c.diff are entitled to a progressive and nurturing environment, too. On their side, the cure for c.diff being a fecal transplant, they may be immune.
I can just hear them on the drive home, re-establishing the smugbubble. You know you’re a racist.
September 6th, 2012 at 4:19 pm
“I can just hear them on the drive home, re-establishing the smugbubble.”
Heh, the only thing they heard was about washing the canvas bags. The look on their face was priceless. They were far from smug. Yet no thank you was forth coming.