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Zombie Craze: A trip to the local gun store

In keeping with my 100 round challenge, I went out and shot with my dad at Gunny’s. My dad was quick to point out all the zombie stuff. Here’s some zombie ammo boxes, which the guy behind the counter said were selling like hotcakes (I don’t actually remember the last time I bought a hotcake):

Then, here’s the zombie certified rifle from Anderson Manufacturing:

I want to start a brand of shark jumped gun products.

27 Responses to “Zombie Craze: A trip to the local gun store”

  1. Mad Saint Jack Says:

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/11/imminent-zombie-apocalypse-prompts-run-on-zombie-bullets/

    http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/06/07/zombie-bullets-in-high-demand-following-flesh-eating-attacks/?hpt=us_bn9

    Quote: “Z-Max bullets are Hornadyís most successful products.”

  2. Mad Saint Jack Says:

    Uncle- Open a Zombie Hunter training camp. People will throw money at you.

  3. Alan Says:

    ZOMBIE TRAINING!!!!

  4. Barron Barnett Says:

    I’ll talk to Robb and see if we can figure out a cool graphic that we can embroider on a hat for you.

  5. bluesun Says:

    Shark Jump would be a good name for a rock band…

  6. Sigivald Says:

    Do it. Guns with a jumping shark? Awesome.

  7. Andy Says:

    I am so sick of this zombie craze. When will it expire.

  8. Jake Says:

    I am so sick of this zombie craze. When will it expire.

    It already has. Unfortunately, it just keeps shambling along.

    Someone shoot it in the head already, please.

  9. mikee Says:

    I have to put in a word in opposition here.

    All I see is support for violence against the “Other” in all this marketing and buying frenzy. I see no sympathy for the oppressed undead.

    Who will support their undying efforts to satisfy that undeniable craving they feel? Can you not recognize they have no control over their compulsion? At least give them a chance at a moment of peace, before thoughtlessly sending a Hornady product throught their craniums!

    Be careful what you seek, you may find more than you can handle. If there is going to be Zombie Hunter training, can Zombie Training for the less viable be far behind?

  10. comatus Says:

    Mikee gets a hard-won “Heh.”

    All I got is, this is going to get out of control, and someone will lose a SYG precedent case. We’ll be laughing out of the other side of our sucking chest wounds then.

  11. j t bolt Says:

    I’ll let you know when Zombies have jumped the shark.

  12. Cargosquid Says:

    THIS what you mean?

    http://www.politecompanycomic.com/2010/12/junk-food-jumping-shark/

  13. Timmeehh Says:

    The zombie craze has been dead for years, it just doesn’t have the sense to lie down.

  14. DirtCrashr Says:

    It’s actually a sneaky a metaphor for dealing with brain-deal Liberals and cover for a kind of social battle-space preparation that mocks Affirmative Action for Zombies.

  15. Mad Saint Jack Says:

    Need a logo of a Jumping Shark with frickking lasers…
    shooting a zombie.
    Cause in the zombie apocalypse the shark jumps you.

  16. mariner Says:

    They’re called “pancakes” these days, Unc.

  17. Lyle Says:

    We need to get a zombie to actually jump a shark, then it will die like Happy Days, and it’ll have to retire to doing ads for reverse mortgage companiess.

  18. Brigid Says:

    At Green Acres they’s be selling like hotscakes.

    I’m waiting for Dillon to paint a press green and market it as zombie reloading.

  19. Old NFO Says:

    Marketing… sigh…

  20. Jerry Says:

    Unc. I love the fact that this gunshop is in (your) the county, I trade there myself. And, I will continue to do so. There are others, as I am sure, you know. I’m just sayin…

  21. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Sigh! Whatever happened to good ol’ fashion Vampire Hunting?

  22. Mad Saint Jack Says:

    Les- Abe Lincoln is bringing it back.

  23. Matt Says:

    “Zombie” is the new “tactical”. We stock the Anderson AR, the Hornady ammo, the zombie ammo cans and the zombie Hogue grips (yuck) at the shop where I work and it ALL sells like hotcakes. The running joke around here is that they’re “Used by Anti-Zombie Tactical Operating Operators That Operate Tactically Against Zombies.” I think that basically includes every industry buzzword from the last 5 years except for “Stopping Power”.

  24. molonlabe Says:

    To each their own. Shoot whatever ammo you want, even if it’s Zombie. Go capitalism! But just be man enough to fess up and admit you bought it.

    My friend and I took a newbie to the range last week and he busted out a box of Zombie ammo. Instead of basking in the glory of all its undeadness, he told us it was a “gift” from his girlfriend.

    Yeah riiiiiight…………

  25. TomcatTCH Says:

    I get it, you want those damn kids who like zombie stuff to get off your lawn.

    Two years ago, this would have been proof that we we’re winning.

    Today all I’m hearing is whining from folks who don’t like pop culture. Geez.

  26. Robert Says:

    Season 3 of “The Walking Dead” is coming! That is all I have to say.

  27. Steve Says:

    I can’t believe that no one mentioned the EOTech XPS2-Z Zombie Stopper Holographic Weapon Sight. Midway’s got them! http://www.midwayusa.com/product/798337/eotech-xps2-z-zombie-stopper-holographic-weapon-sight-1-moa-dot-biohazard-reticle-matte-cr123-battery

    Steve