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Use a damn holster

Even a cheap nylon rig will prevent you from shooting yourself in the penis.

5 Responses to “Use a damn holster”

  1. John Smith. Says:

    No holster will prevent people from being a dumbasses… The dude needed to shoot his penis off to hamper reproduction…

  2. TennGoodBoy Says:

    Glock-leg was bad enough;
    now we got Glock-dick?

  3. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Unpossible! According to the Anti-Gunners, our Penis’s are so small we couldn’t hit them using a Scoped Twelve Gauge at 3 inches!

  4. nk Says:

    My penis is a very small target, but my iliac and femoral arteries are not. Holster or no holster, carry it on your hip.

  5. Oddball Says:

    I don’t know which is worse. That he shot his penis due to lack of holster, or the fact that he did it with his fiancee’s pink pistol.