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Compelled to buy

If the .gov can force you to buy health insurance, can it force you to buy a cell phone?

9 Responses to “Compelled to buy”

  1. chiefjaybob Says:

    Hell, BUY a phone? Why bother? In Illinois, if you are on any kind of government aid, you can get a free cell phone with up to 200 free minutes per month!

    http://www.freegovernmentcellphones.net/states/illinois-government-cell-phone-providers

    All you have to do is qualify for food stamps/LINK, or subsidized housing, or whatever. I think I’ll quit my job and let all the fat, rich republicans pay my way.

  2. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Now, if the Gooberment FORCED me to have a 100% Subsidized Full Auto M-16 for my Militia Duties, well then , maybe….

  3. FightinBluHen51 Says:

    I was gonna say, “track phone” anyone?

  4. Jeffersonian Says:

    The now ubiquitous ownership of cell phones has lessoned the call for implantable tracking chips. So you have that going for you. Which is nice.

  5. HL Says:

    Why can’t it force you to buy a Chevy Volt…or an abortion (but I repeat myself).

  6. wizardpc Says:

    As chiefjaybob points out, the government already forces me to buy a cell phone.

    Just not my cell phone. I’m forced to buy one for someone else.

  7. mariner Says:

    Sure it can. Government needs to know where you are and what you’re doing at all times.

  8. Ted N Says:

    You’d better not unplug your telescreens either!

  9. dammitite Says:

    what about a plot at the local burial place (see what i did there, since i didn’t know who to spell one word, i used two or three in it’s place.)