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Tactical Mattress Holster

But I don’t see how a mattress fits though.

9 Responses to “Tactical Mattress Holster”

  1. Emily Latella Says:

    Now you’re catching on!

  2. SayUncle Says:


  3. That Guy Says:

    That really looks like it would hold a McDonald’s large fries.

  4. Jesse Says:

    Good way to not lose the remote. Everything in its place.

  5. Charlie Foxtrot Says:

    Jeebus. Not for me.

    Last thing I want in my hand is a loaded firearm after being jolted out of a deep sleep. My duty pistol is a couple of steps away from the bed in order to give the synapses a chance to align. I’ll also be in a position to slam the bedroom door and lock it.

    I’m still in trouble for forearm blocking SWMBO’s cat across the room when the little bastich played with my eyes during REM sleep.

  6. Lyle Says:

    Hmm, yeah, I keep my pistol in the belt holster that stays with my pants. In addition to Charlie Foxtrot’s point, it also means I don’t unholster it, place it in a bed holster, then do the reverse next morning. Much less handling. It’s within reach anyway, in the belt holster. I guess you keep a different pistol in the bed holster, but do you really want to leave a gun there while you’re out? Dunno.

  7. Jerry Says:

    It slips between the mattress and the boxspring. I did the redneck version for a good while. 1911 no, Mod 10, or 19…….

  8. Critter Says:

    considering some of the things me and the missus get up to in bed, this would be a terrible idea. oh, you know you were thinking it!

  9. MrSatyre Says:

    Does it come in California King size?

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