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Governor Declares February ‘Show Your Daughter’s Boyfriend Your Gun Collection And Your MMA Trophy’ Month

6 Responses to “Violence Awareness”

  1. Weer'd Beard Says:

    Fucking LOVE LePage! Take Maine back from the Massholes!

  2. Secret Squirrel Says:

    Well, really it would be more effective to show him her collection and trophies. But that would involve much less therapeutic chest beating.

  3. Bubblehead Les Says:

    And I declare that Free Ammo will be sent to my Home whenever I want it!

    Like Proclamations ever stopped a Criminal. Politicians.

  4. KC Says:

    Funny. I live in the Augusta, Maine area, and that’s not how our local paper (the Kennebec Journal) described the anti-domestic violence month a little bit differently. Anybody know if “Show Your Daughter’s Boyfriend Your Gun Collection And Your MMA Trophy” is an actual LePage quote, or just an attempt at humor from the good folks that make newspapers in Oxford County?

  5. jim Says:

    I’m in Maine too and have never heard of the Rumford Meteor. That’s some wicked funny s4*t!

  6. KC Says:

    Yeah… a little bit of further reading shows that the Rumford Meteor aggregates legitimate news stories from around the great state of Maine, and then uses hilarious alternate headlines to draw you in. One of my favorites: “Election Monitors Say Putin Won Russian Election Only By Unfairly Disenfranchising Ron Paul Voters” for http://rumfordmeteor.com/?p=5754.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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