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It’s not like they’re the Eaton Beavers

High school sports team can’t call itself Cougars because it’s offensive to some middle-aged women. And by some, I guess they mean the ones that like to diddle younger dudes.

It’s things like this that make me want to punch your average school board member.

7 Responses to “It’s not like they’re the Eaton Beavers”

  1. Jerry Says:

    Hey now, just what’s wrong with the Eaton Beavers? I think they rock. Here’s a joke, ‘wanna here it? Here it goes:
    Question: How do you know when your country is on ‘the rag’?
    Answer: Roll ‘Tide, just ask George Wallace.

  2. Amiable Dorsai Says:

    “God made the Idiot for practice, then He made the School Board.” Mark Twain

  3. Rignerd Says:

    Fortunately they saved the day and went with “Chargers” so they could offend all women equally, and hit the .gov too.

  4. Monte Says:

    Someone should have suggested they call themselves the MILFs.

  5. ATLien Says:

    Being a cougar is a good thing, I think it’s the ugly women that are against it.

  6. Matt Says:

    This was on a bit of talk radio around here yesterday, and the point was made asking why the board weenies allowed Cougars to be on the ballot if they weren’t going to allow it to be chosen?

    Maybe some board wanker got a talking to from the wife after they let the students vote, who was jealous because she’s got the sort of face and body that would make a BNSF freight turn down a dirt road to get away from her, and if she can’t attract teenage boys, no one can use the word Cougar ever again.

    Matt
    St Paul

  7. Lyle Says:

    We have the Washington State University Cougars, and if the name gets changed based on some stupid shit like that I’m going to kill someone.

    “I think it’s the ugly women that are against it.”

    BINGO! You understand human nature, my friend.

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