Some times, the best stuff is buried in comments

I laughed so hard at this comment, I had to leave the office.

Posted in uncategorized on January 17th, 2012 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

kujo21 Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Wow, That was awesome! LOL. I actually teared up laughing so hard!
Jake Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
It’s a good thing I had just finished lunch. Chunky soup through the nose would not be fun.
mikee Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 2:38 pm
When my teen daughter went to the first of the Twilight movies, having been addicted to the books, she came home sorely disappointed. The relationship between the vampire and the girl, she explained, had been completely rewritten.

Apparently in the books, the girl is attractive to the vampire because she smells like a really good steak, cooked to perfection, so perfect that to kill her would be to lose forever that alluring scent.
SPQR Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Still not as gay as Twilight … not that there is anything wrong with that.
Robb Allen Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 4:27 pm
I’d be lying if I said that was original, but the vast majority of comedy is timing more than anything.

And the timing was perfect there.
Kevin Baker Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 4:57 pm
Yes. Yes it was.
Sebastian Noblog Says:
January 18th, 2012 at 11:04 am
I was gonna link to the Oatmeal’s explanation of Twilight which is brilliant…but it’s blacked out for SOPA day.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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