Guess he left the launcher at home

Posted in uncategorized on January 17th, 2012 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

mikee Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 10:49 am
Well, it was only a .38 Special, not a .40 or 45!

What was that rule, “Never try to rob a store with a bullet whose name doesn’t begin with a 4!”
Rivrdog Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 11:22 am
Most likely, he did it because some jailhouse lawyer (another inmate) told him that if he was caught, he couldn’t be charged with robbery that way.

Of course, that ignores the fact that he had intent to put another in fear of whatever by displaying the bullet, so PC for robbery is covered anyway…
BobG Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 11:40 am
The bullet was useless without an “assault clip”.
Pyrotek85 Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 11:42 am
Assault clips? Are we back to that? I thought we had switched to big bullet blasting boxes lol
comatus Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 12:12 pm
I had a small-time miscreant break into my office once and steal thirty-seven cents, then waited around. He wanted to be caught, you see. Jail was what he knew, and winter was coming on. I don’t want to prejudge Verlin here, but the situation looks familiar.
JD Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 5:00 pm
It probably would have worked in England.
Lyle Says:
January 17th, 2012 at 7:44 pm
Felony humor? How can it be a felony, being as it was so obviously a joke?

Also; they don’t make it clear that it was a complete cartridge as opposed to just a chunk of lead.
Jerry Says:
January 18th, 2012 at 12:22 am
I still can’t make the link work.

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