What gun lube for . . . ?
Murder suspect hides a 38 revolver in his butt. And he was tased. It does make one (ok, me) wonder if, say, it was something with a lighter trigger pull up there, could the Taser trigger muscle contractions and then cause a discharge? Because that would suck. Even more than having a 38 revolver in your pooper. Oh, and:
The gun measured 10 inches and included a 4 1/2 inch barrel
Is this guy related to Sasha Grey?
Update: If you feel the need, I do not recommend googling Sash Grey at work.
January 13th, 2012 at 3:12 pm
For once, I am speechless.
January 13th, 2012 at 3:12 pm
“Is this guy related to Sasha Grey?”
I was thinking Ashley Blue.
January 13th, 2012 at 3:33 pm
According to the sheriff’s office, Trooper Scott Merritt spotted Michael Ward driving more than 90 mph on Highway 17.
He really needed to get to a bathroom, and fast!
January 13th, 2012 at 3:35 pm
But… *blink blink* who is Sasha Grey?
January 13th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Honestly, the most surprising part?
If you’re going to hide that there (ow!), why would you not also hide some ammunition? It’s not like the gun is any use without it.
January 13th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
What is this I don’t even
January 13th, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Oh great! Now some TSA idiot is gonna read this story, and we’ll have to drop trou and bend over on the way to Disneyworld.
January 13th, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Pardon me while I get out my 10 foot pole, to make sure I get no closer than that to this entire story.
January 13th, 2012 at 4:36 pm
LOL – rarely do I see guns and Sasha Grey in the same joke, and for that, you sir win ten thousand internets.
January 13th, 2012 at 5:20 pm
So, just one question. Was it hammerless? Because otherwise it’s going to snag when you pull it out.
January 13th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
“The sheriff’s office said the gun was not loaded at the time, but was test fired by investigators to determine its functionality, and it was in operational condition.”
Ew.
January 13th, 2012 at 5:42 pm
I’d Google Sasha Grey wherever and whenever the opportunity presented itself….or was that not euphemism for something other than actually using Google?
This mainly relates to this shirt (http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts-stock/youtube-myspace-and-ill-google-your-yahoo/?xid=69628eac-987f-5024-699a-123422f19e88) which is currently in my suitcase.
January 13th, 2012 at 5:43 pm
ASM826 …. hammerless … snag
Good one sir!
January 13th, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Found it when I was checking the local blotter today. http://www.jdnews.com/articles/fugitive-99426-county-accused.html
Anyone care to see his quickdraw?
January 13th, 2012 at 6:35 pm
And how doth thee know about Sasha Grey? Read about her on Instapundit?
January 13th, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Yes, I did enjoy googling Sasha Grey at home 🙂
January 13th, 2012 at 6:44 pm
And the internet has a winner!
January 13th, 2012 at 7:52 pm
For those of you who don’t know, Sasha Grey is a wonderful woman who reads stories to school children.
January 13th, 2012 at 8:53 pm
I guess one could say, he gives a hole new meaning to the phrase “packing heat.”
tD
January 13th, 2012 at 9:24 pm
Sashay Grey is a multitalented performer who transioned from one media to the mainstream and she should celebrate that. Her show on G4 is both entertaining and informative. I am still unsure about “the girlfriend experience” but I respect her work ethic.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:03 pm
If I could afford a model 10, I would have enough for me, and that pretty, young, lady. I would also, however, recommend a better holster to the idiot with the ‘Dick Special’ up his ass.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:43 pm
could be worse, in Texas one of our more popular NFA Trust lawyers is named Sean Cody, the first couple of pages on Google get you a little concerned.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:57 pm
No. Just…no.
January 14th, 2012 at 1:21 am
Wrecked him? damned near killed him!
January 14th, 2012 at 11:27 am
I want to know what the make and model of the gun is. The SN too. That way I will be able to make sure I never buy the shittiest gun in the world!
January 14th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
They have pictures of the gun. He must have wrapped it or something, because I can’t see that going in or coming out without the hammer snagging.
But it does illustrate that without ammunition, a gun is no better than whatever you can pull out your …
January 14th, 2012 at 5:01 pm
He he was able to fit a 10″ gun up his butt? What the hell has he been feeding that thing?
January 14th, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Ummm…uhhh…well, big points for creativity!
January 14th, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Did he use bore butter to help get it up there?!?!
January 16th, 2012 at 2:39 am
I wish they had a X-Ray of that to post on the net!!!!
January 16th, 2012 at 3:27 am
What gun lube for rectal discomfiture?
I recommend starting with a good cupful of castor oil…
And it probably would be a good idea to pressure wash the gun with some nice strong bleach.
Alas, I must confess that I’m just guessing – I have never had to deal with fart slime on any gun, ever, in my life.
January 16th, 2012 at 3:32 am
By the way, is that the correct word?
‘Discomfiture?’
January 16th, 2012 at 10:41 am
Perhaps time for a neologism — Harlem Holster?
a la Harlem wallet…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Harlem%20Wallet