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We should ban cancer

What government does: A company is fined for not using a biofuel that doesn’t exist.

5 Responses to “We should ban cancer”

  1. Kevin Baker Says:

    Hell, I think we should write a law stating that Pi=3.000 and the gravitic constant must be reduced from 9.8m/s^^2 by 3% a year for the next five years to reduce American obesity. (Your weight will decrease by over 14% with the stroke of a pen!)

    Remember, we voted these morons in.

  2. aeronathan Says:

    Coming next, a requirement to use 100 tons of fairy dust and 200 tons of leprechaun shavings in fuel every year…

  3. rick Says:

    Ban cancer!? Great idea, we can fine anyone who gets cancer – what a great new revenue stream!

  4. Mr Evilwrench Says:

    The Indiana legislature actually made pi=4 a long time ago. These companies are actually paying more than a dollar a gallon in fines!

  5. ATLien Says:

    Kevin, I never voted for the bill that mandated that shit, or the EPA that came up with it.