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Movie Review Haiku: Legion

God gets all pissed off
Sends angel army to earth
They’re like smart zombies

5 Responses to “Movie Review Haiku: Legion”

  1. HL Says:

    Good matinee fare,
    Lots of brass hitting the floor
    A motorized mace?

  2. Beaumont Says:

    You’re the only person I’ve heard of who actually watched it.

  3. Gnarly Sheen Says:

    That was the worst spam post I have ever seen, and that’s saying a lot. Awesome Engrish is awesome.

  4. Gnarly Sheen Says:

    Aw you removed it!

    On topic: sorta fun to watch. I wasn’t expecting anything scary in the movie at all, so when I saw the Ice Cream Man I was a little startled. The main guy was also in Priest, which was another sorta-fun action movie that didn’t do that well.

    P.S. The movie was worth it for the diner scene with the little old lady. I laughed until I cried, apparently to the horror of some of the other movie-goers.

  5. mikee Says:

    I just laugh when anti-religion Hollywood tries to produce a product about a subject that is so far beyond their understanding or experience, and comes up once again with another zombie movie because they understand how to do that, at least.