The War on Christmas
No, unlike the one here that gets FoxNews’ high ratings err knickers in a twist, this one is actually real: North Korea has warned South Korea of “unexpected consequences” if it lights up a Christmas tree-shaped tower near their tense border.
December 13th, 2011 at 12:45 pm
I’d light it. Any response from the North will be rebutted with a simple phrase. “Merry Christmas. Suck it.”