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Movie Review Haiku: Hanna

Move over Hit Girl
You have some competition
For youngster bad ass

5 Responses to “Movie Review Haiku: Hanna”

  1. John Smith. Says:

    Thin plot. Lots of wholes. Shitty ending.

  2. John Smith. Says:

    holes. DOH!! Need Coffee.

  3. SayUncle Says:

    John, worst haiku ever.

  4. John Hardin Says:

    It would have been markedly improved if the acrobatic camera work during her escape from the facility hadn’t been done. I *hate* when cinematographers do unnecessary “looks cool” crap like that (as in the beach combat extract scene in GI Jane).

    Good ass-kicking, though.

    (over the interviewer’s earbug:) “ABORT! DISENGAGE! GET BACK!!” *splat*

    And her exposure to regular people has its moments:

    new friend’s mother: So, how did your mother die?
    Hanna: Three bullets.
    new friend’s father : {spit-take}

  5. HL Says:

    CGI and wires
    Again with the girls kicking!
    The Genre is dead