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It happened

Ninjas invaded my house!

I haven’t laughed that hard at the internet in a long time.

9 Responses to “It happened”

  1. John Smith. Says:

    That story is bullshit. Everyone knows the claymore would have got them at the foot of the stairs…

  2. Jeff the Baptist Says:

    Ninjas plural? You’re fine. If martial arts movies have taught me anything it’s that the lone ninja is lethal and invincible while a group of ninjas can be wiped out by a toddler armed with a Cabbagepatch doll.

  3. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Unpossible! There’s no way that many Ninjas can be defeated w/o an AR M-4 Clone with a BetaMag, Crimson Trace, ACOG w/ 3 X Magnifier all mounted on a Troy Industries Rail System w/ YHM back up Folding Sights! And why wasn’t he wearing his Blackhawk M.O.L.L.E. Body Armor w/ SAPI Plates, eh?

  4. Jake Says:

    Bubblehead Les: You forget the Inverse Ninja Law Jeff hinted at.

    One ninja is an elite and powerful adversary. Multiple ninjas make a group of faceless and incompetent pawns.

  5. Bryan S. Says:

    Y’all know the plural of Ninja is… Ninja?

  6. Tam Says:

    Bryan S.,

    Y’all know the plural of Ninja is… Ninja?

    Yes, but if I admitted it, then everybody would think I was some kind of dork. 😉

  7. comatus Says:

    There is no plural of Ninja. No need for it, really.

    Actually, there’s no plural of anything in Japanese.
    And in China, they sleep outside. No tense.

  8. Tom Says:

    Ummm, you know those are decoy Ninjas right? The real ones are already behind you.

  9. HerrBGone Says:

    @Tom: That’s why you need the Polish revolver that’s designed for the ninja’s behind! (That doesn’t sound right…)

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