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Plaxico Burress: The guns made me do it

He says they gave him a ‘false sense of security‘. No, what they gave you was a hole in your groin because you tried to carry a loaded, unholstered gun in your sweatpants. Then, you tried to catch a dropped gun. Don’t do that.

8 Responses to “Plaxico Burress: The guns made me do it”

  1. Bram Says:

    He obviously didn’t pay a bit of attention when he got his Florida carry permit. You don’t catch a dropped gun – particularly a Glock.

  2. Weer'd Beard Says:

    And again the Brady camp (as well as the Joyce Puppet’s) Embrace of him shows their pro-criminal nature.

    I carry a gun so I can protect myself should a dangerous thug want to do me harm.

    Plaxico carried a gun so he’d look like a dangerous thug…or maybe he WAS a dangerous thug.

    Plaxico = Brady Hero, Otis McDonald = Brady Villain

    Where do you stand?

  3. Jack Says:

    Magical thinking.

  4. Drake Says:

    Personally I say let this shithead continue to buffoon himself. He isn’t helping their cause one fuck.

  5. A Horse Thief Says:

    Don’t forget illegally carried…since he was in NY where his expired FL permit didn’t apply.

  6. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Multi-Millionaire Sports Guy gets Caught in Violation of Gun Laws, and isn’t in Jail for 5 years. How often has that ever happened, I wonder?

  7. Windy Wilson Says:

    Unfortunately he is apparently still swimming in the gene pool. He didn’t complain that his stupidity affected his attractiveness for the ladies, and note he capped his thigh, not Senor Felix or either of his “boys”. Ergo, he’s still swimming happily in the gene pool.

  8. Aaron Says:

    I can just imagine Clint Smith coaching Plaxico on carrying his Glock concealed.
    “Damn, I can’t seem to get this thing on right.” sez Plax.
    Clint pipes up. “Guns are supposed to be comforting, not comforta_” BANG!!!
    “Aw hell” Clint sez, leaving the football player to his own devices…