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I’m compensating for the fact I can’t accurately throw a rock at 1,200 feet per second

Dr. Helen: Gun Owners: Are You Compensating for Something?

7 Responses to “I’m compensating for the fact I can’t accurately throw a rock at 1,200 feet per second”

  1. Bubblehead Les Says:

    I’m compensating for the Fact that, on average, 2 shootings a week are taking place about 15 miles as the crow flies from my house, usually done by 3rd-4th Generation Welfare Teen Age Males, who are now into “Flash Mobs”. And I’m compensating for the Fact that, at my best, I was NEVER Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan. Thank God Colonel Colt helped me “Compensate” for that.

  2. Weer'd Beard Says:

    I’m a scientist. I’ve spent my time reading books, writing papers, conducting studies, and collecting data, when the rougher element of society has been practicing getting their wishes by violence.

    That’s a pretty big thing to compensate for, so I carry a .45.

  3. mike w. Says:

    I can’t help but think how awesome it’d be if I could throw a rock at 1200 feet per second!

  4. Weer'd Beard Says:

    …Or kill an entire “Flash Mob” (can we just cause a race-riot a race-riot?) with my penis! Then I won’t need to compensate for its lack of stopping power!

  5. divemedic Says:

    That is all the anti gunners have: lies and penis jokes. That is why we are winning.

  6. HL Says:

    I guess the inverse statement is that those who are well endowed don’t need guns.

    Makes sense. With all that blood going towards crotch rather than brain they somehow believe their big dick will protect them from zombies, aliens, grizzlies and car-jackings.

  7. Bobby Says:

    I’m compensating for the wind, humidity and gravity.