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In WI, anti-gun legislators want to ban carrying guns at park restrooms. Really?

16 Responses to “Childish”

  1. Chas Says:

    Markie Marxist sez: “All government buildings are always “sensitive places”; even if they’re outhouses! Ha! Ha! We’re going to make private gun owners wet their pants! Ha! Ha! Do we Marxists own this planet or what? Private gun owners may have the right to keep and bear arms, but they don’t have the right to use the restroom! Ha! Ha! They’ll have to stock up on Depends! We take their tax dollars, spend a fortune to put a restroom in the park, and then tell them that they can’t use it! Ha! Ha! Gun owners’ tax dollars are good enough to take, but gun owners aren’t good enough to take a piss! Ha! Ha! Private gun owners may own guns, but we Marxists own private gun owners! We can piss on their heads, but they can’t piss in our restroom! Ha! Ha! I hope those private gun owners don’t too, ‘pissed off’! Ha! Ha!”

  2. Ellen Says:

    When Minnesota shut down its government for a couple weeks, that included bathrooms for parks and rest areas. They quickly found that when people could not excrete inside, they did it on the doorstep of the locked bathroom door. Don’t mess with Mother Nature!

  3. Ron W Says:

    Only your enemy wants you disarmed.

  4. armed_partisan Says:

    If it’s illegal to enter the restroom, and illegal to simply defecate outdoors, then I would simply do so in the restroom (that’s the beauty of concealed carry, is that nobody knows you’re doing it). As Ellen notes, most people might choose to simply crap in the bushes or deposit a load outside the bathroom as a protest. Believe you me, I think that would be surprisingly common, but I don’t want to get tagged as a sex offender for pinching off a loaf behind the bushes by complying with the law. Such laws are simply ignored, and rightly so.

  5. Beaumont Says:

    Wisconsin should also have to put up these signs at the restrooms: “Attention rapists! Defenseless victims inside!”

    One imagines THAT would cause a little dust-up at the state capitol building.

  6. Mr Evilwrench Says:

    Who says it has to be the state that puts signs like that up?

  7. kristopher Says:

    They also used to keep blacks out of neighborhoods by forbidding them to use restrooms there.

    Bigots never change.

  8. Ferret Says:

    Maybe certain congresscritters are nervous at the prospect of armed individuals being nearby while they do their tap-dance in one of the stalls.

  9. Alan Kellogg Says:

    What if you come pre-equipped with a gun, and what does the ban have to do with fire-arms?

    (Yes, that is snark.)

  10. BobG Says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun…”

  11. Chas Says:

    Markie Marxist sez: “I knew that Heller and McDonald meant that we Marxists could continue to send private gun owners to prison for gun possession, but I never realized that it meant that we could ban them from using restrooms too! Making them wet their pants is not as bad as sending them to prison, but it is a whole lot funnier! Ha! Ha!”

  12. Nylarthotep Says:

    I’m with Mr Evilwrench. I just need to find the right sticker at the right price to post it myself. Every time they remove it I just put a new one up.

  13. M Gallo Says:

    So, this in in response to an OC picnic? Looks like I’m sorry I missed that one. I’ll call Nik Clark up and we’ll just rent a port-a-potty for the next event. I bet we could even get one donated…

    It’s great having a stupid and predictable enemy.

  14. kristopher Says:

    M Gallo:

    Put up a porta-potty at the next Oc picnic, and put a sign on it:

    “Blacks and people bearing arms are allowed to use this facility.”

  15. OHIO SHAWN Says:

    I’m with armed partisan, some laws are meant to be ignored. I’ll continue doing my business in the bathroom and my concealed carry will be between me and the Lord.

  16. DirtCrashr Says:

    Park Restrooms are for perverts and Senators who like peep-holes.
    I would drive home first, before using one.

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