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Seen on a bumper sticker this morning

Euthanize the tourist, not the bear.

Darwin didn’t get his that day.

5 Responses to “Seen on a bumper sticker this morning”

  1. chris Says:

    I like the bumper stick I see in Key West – If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

  2. Miguel Says:

    Because they leave cash here. We asked the legislature if we can hunt them on the way out…. we are supposed to get an answer before season is over.

    PS: Things are not are not looking good for French Canadians

  3. David Says:

    I heard a Yellowstone Park Ranger tell a group of people one day “If you cause a confrontation with a wild animal in the park, and two rangers arrive on the scene, you will be outnumbered 3 to 1.”

  4. Beaumont Says:

    We already have passive euthanization of tourists here in TN. It takes place in “retirement communities”. The drawback to the process is that we have to wait until they kick off on their own. In the meantime, we’re subjected to endless whining about how much better everything was where they moved from.

  5. Heather Says:

    They sell a shirt in AK for Tourist Season.

    Something like, Bag limit 5, 1 Texan.

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