They need someone named “republican candidate”

Because that guy is ahead. Actual Republicans, not so much.

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3 Responses to “They need someone named “republican candidate””

  1. Shootin' Buddy says:
    July 15, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Remember the Simpsons episode where the Republicans run Sideshow Bob for Mayor and when Bob is introduced at the Castle of Darkness (aka Republican HQ) the door opens and everyone applauds for the water cooler?

    The Republicans need to run a water cooler.

    Water Cooler 2012: he’s ready, he’s cool and refreshing, he’ll just sit there!

  2. Jake says:
    July 15, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    he’ll just sit there!

    That right there gets him my vote!

  3. Shootin' Buddy says:
    July 15, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Can’t you just see commericals? Water Cooler rolling down a beach with a rising sun, “in my years as a water cooler, I know to just stick to cooling water and leave people alone. And if I am elected President, that’s just what I’ll do. I am Water Cooler and I endorse this ad.” Paid for by the Committee to Elect Water Cooler.

    Maybe someone creative and smart can do some faux commericals? Maybe I can talk Tam into talking to Robb Allen?