Alert the police! Someone is running around signing Barack Obama’s signature to all these embarrassing things!

Despite his signature being affixed to the bottom of a questionnaire supporting gay marriage, his handlers say it wasn’t him. Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah:

Obama was being misleading when he denied that his handwriting had been on a document endorsing a state ban on the sale and possession of handguns in Illinois.

15 Responses to “Alert the police! Someone is running around signing Barack Obama’s signature to all these embarrassing things!”

  1. IllTemperedCur says:

    Nah, those questionnaires were Robo-signed.

  2. Ron W says:

    He wanted to make “the Land of Lincoln” even more of a slave state than it already is. Now he would like to do it for, I mean to, all of us.

  3. harp1034 says:

    It was the auto-pen. Therefore it was not Barry who signed it. The machine did it.

  4. Mr Evilwrench says:

    If the autopen is competent to make his signature, it must be competent to render his opinion!

  5. SoupOrMan says:

    With an auto-pen and a teleprompter, who needs a President?

  6. BobG says:

    Politicians lie; it’s in their job description.

  7. “Honest Officer, we were all in the back seat! Nobody was driving!”

    What an utter piece of work this guy is.

  8. CaptainVictory says:

    “I was hacked. I was pranked.”

  9. Tirno says:

    I don’t buy it. The signature matched the one on his birth certificate.

  10. SPQR says:

    Heights of brazen lying that even Bill Clinton would admire.

  11. Huck says:

    “Obama was being misleading”

    Aint “misleading” the politicly correct term for lying?

  12. Skip says:


  13. Chas says:

    Markie Marxist sez: “The facts are whatever is convenient for us at the moment. It’s just common communist sense to treat facts that way. They’re more useful to us like that.”

  14. Sid says:

    If I had to choose between believing that the vast right wing conspiracy has developed so sort of time-traveling self-signing document apparatus that can undermine the president and so us what a completely spineless and self-serving douche he really is…


    believing the president…

    Does a person actually have to carry the document into the time vortex or have the solved the problem of inanimate objects making the time-jump?

  15. Mr Evilwrench says:

    You could generate it now and take it back, or generate it back then. You don’t have to bring it back, just leave it in a safe place. It’ll make the journey to now, and can be “found”. In fact its age will be to its advantage.