Move over zombies and face eating monkeys
Next threat, flying bears.
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June 17th, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Okay, but to which faction do the flying bears belong? The Pirate Faction or the Ninja Coalition?
June 17th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Once again, reporters can’t get science correct.
The bear was a projectile, not an independently powered, direction-adjustable air-supported creature. This was a ballistic bear, not a flying bear!
And the answer to the question, “What caliber bear does one need to take out a Canadian driver and back seat passenger?” has been quite completely demonstrated. A black bear will do, no grizzly required.
June 17th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
And now it seems we have to watch out for the winged deer, too.
Evolution in action? Or just mutations from the radiation coming from Japan?
June 17th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Markie Marxist sez: “Obviously, capitalism is to blame! We would not have flying black bears hitting cars on the highways under Marxism! No one would be able to afford a car.”
June 17th, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Hmm…ballistic bears…makes me want to dig out that old “Right to Arm Bears” T-shirt.