The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us
To the bunkers: Here in America we have “zombie homeowners.” Millions of them.
Who would sell a house to a zombie?
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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May 25th, 2011 at 10:29 am
Thats racist!
May 25th, 2011 at 10:57 am
A zombie realtor. Duh!
May 25th, 2011 at 11:01 am
And with mortgage from a zombie bank!
May 25th, 2011 at 11:06 am
During the Housing Meltdown, it was discovered that 6 Home Loans in Ohio were given to Dead People, backed by Fannie Mae. Since Christopher Dodd and Barney Frank DELIBERATELY set up the System because it wasn’t FAIR that those who had no jobs and were living off their Welfare couldn’t buy a Home because of their Lack of Credit, the only way to stop the Spread of Zombies buying Homes is to Blame Bush!
May 25th, 2011 at 11:34 am
Isn’t your dad still in real estate?
May 25th, 2011 at 11:43 am
Pooooiiiinnnnttttssssss!
May 25th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
You would deny someone a house based on their living status? That’s descrimination, and if there is one thing that the kids on Glee have taught me…that’s not cool.
May 25th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Let’s see. The value of my house is declining; when can I expect my property taxes to do likewise?
May 25th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
The zombie voters are still a bigger problem…
May 25th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Nobody is buying houses cause they can’t get loans. Everyone that has contacted me about my house for sale has wanted to do owner financing or lease-to-own.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
As long as they mind their own ‘bizz, and don’t try to eat my brain, I don’t mind Zombies in the ‘hood.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
In this market, if a zombie can get approved for a loan, they are welcome to buy a house.
May 25th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Sayuncle says “Who would sell a house to a zombie?”
Answer – Anyone who can make a profit off of the transaction and who is not responsible for the loan’s performance.
May 25th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Sigh…and I AM one of those Zombie Homeowners. Had our house on the market since October, and have already lowered the price once. Our agent recommends lowering it again, which will put us below what we paid for it 6 years ago.
That won’t quite put us underwater, but it would be close without the relocation assistance my new company offered.
May 26th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Sell at whatever price you can get now. Home prices aren’t going up in the next 12 months.