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Criminals is smart

You’re an upstart gang banger and, in cutting your chops, you kill some poor liquor store clerk. And you want a nice commemorative to mark the day your testicles dropped. So, you decide what better memento than tattooing the scene on your chest. Which worked out well until the police picked you up for something minor and notice the tattoo.

8 Responses to “Criminals is smart”

  1. Shootin' Buddy Says:

    Pffft, you want the stupid? You can’t handle the stupid.

    Say you rob a convenience store, do not take off your shirt if your full name tattooed on your arm that the police can magnify at the state police crime lab in Indianapolis.

    Oh, yeah, and if you went to Wal-Mart to buy a Darth Vader mask with your look out man, understand that 1) Wal-Marts have cameras everywhere, 2) if you buy a Darth Vader mask wear it during the robbery, don’t hold it in front of you while you wave grandpa’s .22 single action Ruger revolver around and keep pulling down the mask to look over it for the store’s camera.

    One more thing, if you have a look out man, don’t send him in without his Darth Vader mask or at least have a disguise for him as the store’s camera is recording everything.

    And, yet somehow I kept the lookout man out of prison.

    A crime so stupid it could only happen in Indiana.

  2. Ron W Says:

    Such a perp has a definite need for someone to give him, not what he wants, but what he needs. That is, “a catastrophic failure in victim selection”.

  3. Ron W Says:

    As I was meaning to say, before the perp got his commemorative tattoo and had an encounter with LEO’s, this would’ve been better:

    “No law ever written has stopped any robber, rapist or killer, like cold blue steel in the hands of their last intended victim.” –W. Emerson Wright

  4. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Respectful Disagreement. This is not so much an act of Stupidity, but more along the lines that the Barbarians are THROUGH the Gates, and are walking among us. All this punk did was declare to his Tribe that he is now a “Warrior” (in his mind, at least), and not to be messed with. Think of the Mongols piling up Heads outside a where a City once stood, or an Al Quaeda Scumbag performing a Decapitation for the Video. Same mindset. Also, I think this Waste of Air had to have someone put that Tat on him, so the Tat Person also needs to found and sent away, because he/she/it knew about the Murder, and did not tell the Police. Another sign that the Barbarians are here. Stay Armed and Alert.

  5. Ron W Says:

    Bubblehead Les,


    And the Barbarians are being aided and abetted by most of officialdom….since among other things, they work to dumbdown and disarm us while opening the gates for the barbarians and keeping them open.

  6. Michael Says:

    So, looking closely at the tattoos on his chest, it actually looks like it is depicting two murders. One is the shooting on the center and right, and the second is of a guy stabbing a peanut on the left (his right chest). You can see the hand w/ the knife between the various Riverias.

  7. LRM Says:

    This punk should have had his tattoo confiscated for evidence.
    Heard there were 10,000 different gangs in LA county. Wonder what happens when the place comes unglued in the coming depression?
    Got ammo?

  8. Ron W Says:

    “Wonder what happens when the place comes unglued in the coming depression?” –LRM

    I guess that’s when the foreign assets, who will have no qualms about using deadly force and have been enlisted by officialdom, will be brought forth to quell the domestic violence: