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Men go to mall and buy swords. They then carry them through the mall, under their coats. And are charged with disorderly conduct.
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April 5th, 2011 at 9:38 am
You know, a buddy and I discussed this very thing when we made a stop at a Bass Pro Shop that happened to be located attached to a mall.
We laughed about how the store in the mall sold swords, but once you bought it you would kinda be illegal trying to walk out of said mall and back to your car… then we laughed about buying a gun at Bass Pro and doing the same thing.
April 5th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
“In the End, there can be Only One”. Glad to see that the Highlander Fan Base still exists. Also, isn’t it Comforting to know that if one is stuck in the Mall when a Zombie Apocalypse occurs, one doesn’t have to try to defend oneself with a pair of High Heels from Famous Footwear?
April 5th, 2011 at 12:35 pm
When last I purchased a firearm, at a big box store that rhymes with Vallmart, the gun clerk paged a manager who walked me out the front door, directly from the gun counter. Seems sensible to me from a liability perspective for firearms or swords or baseball bats.
April 5th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
What ever happened to wrapping a purchase?
The thing should be wrapped in kraft paper at least and carried like any other long narrow package. Fail to the store.
Be “concealing” them they made their own problem, take the coat off and wrap the sword in it and go directly to your car. Fail to them.
April 5th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
I always enjoyed the irony of buying a gun at malls where weapons are prohibited… The mudhole formerly known as opryland anyone….
April 6th, 2011 at 11:37 pm
where else would mall ninjas would get their swords from