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Go quietly into that good night

If you’re gonna off yourself, do so in the privacy of your own home. Don’t do so in a method that will lead to a complete shutdown of the interstate. Honestly, do you want your last earthly act to be being a dick?

Update: Jumper was rescued.

5 Responses to “Go quietly into that good night”

  1. Canthros Says:

    Well, if you’re gonna go with the ‘cry for attention’ theory …

  2. GD Says:

    Sorry, I have to know… Was his name Billy Joe McAllister?

  3. HL Says:

    He wasn’t quite dead yet…but he is now.

  4. Beaumont Says:

    Unfortunately, the “rescue” came a little too late. My wife’s boss’s husband was the second person on the scene. The fellow was quite motionless in the water. Apparently head trauma and hypothermia had already gotten the best of him.

  5. cruft Says:

    dementia/alzheimers