You can’t legislate smart
In NYC, a bill to fine you for crossing the street while using mobile electronic devices.
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January 27th, 2011 at 11:10 am
You know what will really piss ’em off? Cross the street while listening to and iPod, eating heavily salted, lard-fried potato chips and smoking a 6″ Macanudo.
I can see their heads exploding now.
January 27th, 2011 at 11:24 am
In other news, legislation proposed to ban doing something while doing anything else. Congressman asserts inspiration found when faced with the challenge of trying to simultaneously breathe and think. If legislation passes, students will no longer be permitted to attempt patting head and rubbing stomach at the same time due to risk of hypoxia.
January 27th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
This only makes sense…seeing has how they have solved all of NYC’s problems already. Just look at the wonderful dystopian utopian society that NYC is!
January 27th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Why doesn’t New York City just grab people on the street, turn them upside down, and shake them till the money falls out? Yeah, I know, they’re trying.
January 28th, 2011 at 10:18 am
Another bill where cops are exempted without justification. If mortals can’t safely use a device and walk at the same time, neither can our betters.