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37% beef

Taco Bell is getting sued because their “seasoned beef” is so seasoned it may not technically be beef. Run for the border!

9 Responses to “37% beef”

  1. Robert Says:

    More like “run for the bathroom” with Taco Bell. The stuff can be nasty, at least to my system.

  2. mikee Says:

    While I don’t eat there for the same reasons as the comment above, I think sampling bias may be at play here: scoop the chunky bits and you get more beef, scoop the top layer of floating grease and liquid and you get less beef.

    Pardon me now, I have to go barf.

  3. trackerk Says:

    Thank God I always eat at Taco Bueno.

  4. Ellen Says:

    Another “Where’s the beef?” campaign in the making?

  5. Dan Says:

    I’ll still eat there. Tastes good, even though I am not certain what is in it.

    I wonder if this extends to their chicken and steak offerings?

  6. Sebastian Says:

    Taco Bell is a common victim of the “pooping in the meat vat” urban legend. That goes local restaurant X (often taco bell) closed down because an employee had been caught pooping in the ground beef, and the health department shut the doors.

    I guess there’s a reason Taco Bell is the common victim here.

  7. boB m Says:

    You misspelled the word toilet!

  8. Zendo Deb Says:

    Taco Bell is part of Yum Brands, which also owns Pizza Hut, the pizza delivery company that thinks dead delivery drivers are a part of doing business.

    Anytime a Pizza Hut driver successfully defends himself from armed attackers, he is immediately fired for violating company policy.

    You may think Taco Bell tastes good (rhymes with toxic hell – I grieve for you lost taste buds) but you might want to consider the corporate stance on self-defense.

    Just sayin.

  9. Andrew Says:

    Some commentors on here do not seem to appreciate the finer cuisines in life.

    A flour taco supreme from TB is rocking!! I don’t care if it has cat in it.

    But then agin, I am a bible thumping, gun clinging, southern redneck.

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