Movie Review Haiku: Law Abiding Citizen

All of this could have
Been avoided if you had
Answered the door armed

Posted in uncategorized on January 25th, 2011 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

Weer'd Beard Says:
January 25th, 2011 at 10:30 am
Heh, I paused the movie after the first 5 min, turned to the wife and said “this is why I carry” then watched the rest and enjoyed the crap out of it.

Not to make spoilers, but can anybody believe that a character like that wouldn’t answer the door armed, and also have backup weapons stashed about?
Speakertweaker Says:
January 25th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
I agree w/ Weer’d. Dude like that really doesn’t seem like the type to get complacent, even in his own home (even if that home represents one of a double-life).

Also, I basically said the same thing about carrying.

tweaker
Snowdog Says:
January 25th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
he should have carried-or had a sentry turret in the hallway.
(team fortress 2 version of the trailer)
Ted N(not the Nuge) Says:
January 25th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
Ditto Weered and Tweaker, also, why didn’t he have any anti-tamper switches/devices on the bomb near the end? He’s so clever to pull off everything else, why would his big finale be something that any putz can pick up and wander off with?

Of course, that would have ruined the plot n stuff.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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