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Zombies!

Chuck has some survival tips. Never thought about it but I guess it would be nice if the zombie apocalypse happened in winter.

And the anatomy of the zombie head-shot.

6 Responses to “Zombies!”

  1. Jeff the Baptist Says:

    Just about every major zombie canon invents something so that rot and winter won’t kill a zed for you. Max Brooks explicitly states this in his books among other things.

  2. franxredhot Says:

    This would be funny if it were truly zombies we had to worry about,instead of the actual living vermin we are likely to encounter in a SHTF situation.

  3. Stormy Dragon Says:

    6. Likewise, winter is your friend as well.

    Summer is also your friend. You leave a dead body in 90 degreess heat, they’ll all turn into giant methane balloons after an few hours. Only question is whether you want to shoot them and watch them explode or just let them explode of their own accord.

  4. Stormy Dragon Says:

    My thought was the best place to go during a zombie appocalypse is a state or national park. You’re away from people, which reduces the chance of conflict with the living as well as the supply of potential new zombies. It’s easy to see stuff coming and hard to get cornered. And there’s plenty of stuff around to live off of.

    And as a recent Cracked.com list noted, the primary problem with zombies is that their primary source of food and only means of reproduction requires chasing after their biggest predator. This is not a good evolutionary niche.

  5. Lyle Says:

    “Never thought about it but I guess it would be nice if the zombie apocalypse happened in winter.”

    Well, you obviously haven’t read World War Z then.

  6. Crotalus Says:

    Heh! Just finished World War Z. Great book! Now I need to find the Zombie Survival Guide.