If you do wear the wookie suit, make sure you only respond to the TSA agent in growls, gutterals and grunts.
TSA Agent: “And where are you flying today?”
Wookie-suited passenger: “RRRRROOOWRRRARRRGAAHHHH!”
Uncle Pays the Bills Again
We say more dumb shit before noon than most people say all day.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
The TSA probably wouldn’t get the reference.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Absolutely, you domestic extremist you.
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November 24th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Either that or a birthday suit
November 24th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
No, but you should definitely tuck a foil-wrapped cucumber down the front of your skivvies…
November 24th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
If not, then perhaps one of those fake pregnancy suits for men….. that would really piss em off!
November 24th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
El Capitan wins with the Spinal Tap reference.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Here is one for ya:
LAX Passenger Wears Bikini to Get Through TSA Security
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/lax-passenger-wears-bikini-to-get-through-tsa-security/
November 24th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I’m reccomending the kilt and going commando.
November 24th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
If it’s a kilt, it’s commando by design. Otherwise, it’s just a dude wearing a skirt.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Wear your wookie suit…with a kilt.
Of course, some Scotsmen don’t need suits to look like wookies.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Been done:
http://www.stormyharbor.com/bcrs/wookiebama.jpg
November 25th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Just remember, the bowcaster must be declared, unloaded, and packed in a locked, hard-sided case.
November 25th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
If you do wear the wookie suit, make sure you only respond to the TSA agent in growls, gutterals and grunts.
TSA Agent: “And where are you flying today?”
Wookie-suited passenger: “RRRRROOOWRRRARRRGAAHHHH!”