Get off my lawn
You know, I hate when those annoying Jehova’s Witnesses knock on my door too. But don’t point a gun at them. Turning the sprinklers on is much better and less likely to get you arrested.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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November 1st, 2010 at 9:54 am
“I am a Scientologist. Would you like to learn about my faith so you don’t get left behind when the spaceship comes to take us to Xenu?”
^^
Works pretty well too.
November 1st, 2010 at 10:23 am
I bring them the Good News of the Great Spider and the First Arachnid Church. I even have pamphlets. In no way do I want to be associated with L. Ron Hubbard!
November 1st, 2010 at 12:11 pm
I once stepped out onto the porch with them and lit a cigarette, and offered them one. I also wasn’t polite where I blew the smoke. They were also cloves which they may have thought was marijuana. Needless to say they gave me a watchtower to read, and beat feat.
November 1st, 2010 at 12:29 pm
The last time I remember seeing them was the day I answered the door naked.
November 1st, 2010 at 2:18 pm
I said I was not interested and then they said thank you and left. Seems like mine beat out everybody else’s for weirdness.
November 2nd, 2010 at 12:26 am
Admit nothing when asked by the police, to avoid going to jail. Wasn’t there a video about this subject posted here some time ago?
Likewise, don’t brandish firearms at religious zealots, unless they really, really, really need themselves some shooting, of course.