Translate 101010 into binary and you get 42. 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Maybe we should all have an epiphany or something.
Neither one. We celebrate by punching tight-asses who want to do credit checks on applicants for low-level jobs.
If there is a chance the new hire can lose you big bucks, there is an old-fashioned solution; make him post a bond. Sure, he prolly won’t have that many bucks, but insurance companies are traditionally willing to help him out, for a fee.
Burn things. Lots of things. Barbeque dinner (lots of wood smoke). Drive a lot just for fun. Charge your cell phone by plugging it into the car charger whilst letting the car idle in the driveway. Smoke big stinky cigar. Throw paaper and glass in the garbage. And, of course, make a lot of smoke (there’s gotta be CO2 in there, right?) with you favorite gun.
Put extra VOC’s into the Atmosphere by painting the house; poured Mother Gaia-Destroying Winter Fertilizer on my yard; Wife decided to do some shopping, told her to use the Gas Guzzler; felt a little warm, so I turned on the A.C.; then we decided to wash all the dirty laundry today, so I think we increased our Carbon Footprint today well above the recommended 10%. AND not one child’s head was exploded while doing so, nor was there any mass murders at yesterday’s Northcoast Blogshoot in spite of the vast numbers of weapons,pickups,and SUV’s present. Question: Does Hoppes #9 act as a natural Hippie/Commie Repellent?
I thought it was kick a hippie, punch a commie. But, just in case, I’ll try both, tomorrow, it’s to late today. I’ll attach a card, to remedy my belatedness.
I’m too old for fistfights, and I have gout, so kicking is problematic. Now… where did I put my old M4 bayonet? Oh yeah, there it is: still mounted on the M1 carbine.
October 10th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
There’s a difference?
October 10th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Is there a difference?
October 10th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
To Uncle: Yep
To David: Nope
October 10th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Better be safe and punch ’em both.
It’s good exercise anyway.
October 10th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Translate 101010 into binary and you get 42. 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Maybe we should all have an epiphany or something.
October 10th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Yes.
October 10th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
We should punch hippies and commies EVERY day!
October 10th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
At least remind them who provides their bread.
October 10th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Both.
October 10th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
You beat the hippies with the commies.
Keeps the patchouli stick off your knuckles.
October 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
err ‘stink’ rather…
October 10th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Two fists, two targets.
October 10th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Punch the hippies and kick the commies…
October 10th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
guy’s got the right idea. that patchouli scent is hard to get off. Making them smell like hippies would make it easier to find them.
Damn Commie bastards!
October 10th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Punch a commie. Punch a hippie. Take a shower. No longer smell of patchouli. repeat.
October 10th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Neither one. We celebrate by punching tight-asses who want to do credit checks on applicants for low-level jobs.
If there is a chance the new hire can lose you big bucks, there is an old-fashioned solution; make him post a bond. Sure, he prolly won’t have that many bucks, but insurance companies are traditionally willing to help him out, for a fee.
Yes, Uncle, I’m still mad at you about that one.
October 10th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Burn things. Lots of things. Barbeque dinner (lots of wood smoke). Drive a lot just for fun. Charge your cell phone by plugging it into the car charger whilst letting the car idle in the driveway. Smoke big stinky cigar. Throw paaper and glass in the garbage. And, of course, make a lot of smoke (there’s gotta be CO2 in there, right?) with you favorite gun.
October 10th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
both
October 10th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Commies. Double-10th is the National Day of Free China.
October 10th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Put extra VOC’s into the Atmosphere by painting the house; poured Mother Gaia-Destroying Winter Fertilizer on my yard; Wife decided to do some shopping, told her to use the Gas Guzzler; felt a little warm, so I turned on the A.C.; then we decided to wash all the dirty laundry today, so I think we increased our Carbon Footprint today well above the recommended 10%. AND not one child’s head was exploded while doing so, nor was there any mass murders at yesterday’s Northcoast Blogshoot in spite of the vast numbers of weapons,pickups,and SUV’s present. Question: Does Hoppes #9 act as a natural Hippie/Commie Repellent?
October 10th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Commies.
October 10th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Punch two Progressive Democrats or Republicans and you will get four for the price of two!
October 10th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Crap, I wish I’d read this earlier.
I’ve spent the whole day getting hippies to punch commies.
October 10th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
You guys got it all wrong. 10/10 is the only day we don’t punch hippies & commies.
October 10th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
I thought it was kick a hippie, punch a commie. But, just in case, I’ll try both, tomorrow, it’s to late today. I’ll attach a card, to remedy my belatedness.
October 11th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I celebrate by working to defeat Democratic congressmen who voted for ObamaCare:
http://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=2300
October 11th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I’m too old for fistfights, and I have gout, so kicking is problematic. Now… where did I put my old M4 bayonet? Oh yeah, there it is: still mounted on the M1 carbine.
Time for bayonet practice…
October 11th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
@ Chance and Mr. Du Toit, I thank you. If you need for me to shut up, just tell me. I will.
October 11th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
My friend celebrated 10/10/10 by getting married. The reverend noted that 10/10/10 = fertilizer.